Two Jokes

Old dress Dorothy and Edna two ""senior"" widows, are talking at the local coffee shop. Dorothy: ""That nice Joe asked me out for a date . . . I know that you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer."" Edna: ""Well . . . I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but a luxury car . . A l…

Wife is tired of doing everything, husband says it'll be okay. **Husband:** ""Babe, did you say you were making dinner? or what? I can't remember"" **Wife:** *Sighs* ""I just wish you'd take some initiative and cook your own dinner for once...I've been at work too you know. So, what, now I come home and get to cook dinner, pack the dishwasher and then unpack the dishwasher, wash all the clothes...and you know what, I just can't continue to live like this! "" **Husband:** ""Hey, hey hey, relax. I…

Chuck Norris already counted up to the infinite... Two times.

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus? At a Pair of Docks