Three Brothers Jokes

""Birthday gift"" Three brothers wanted to give their blind mom a birthday gift. The first got her a big beautiful house. The second got her a brand new luxury vehicle with a driver. The third got her a talking parrot to keep her company. When they all got together, they wanted to know which gift she liked best. She said they were all great but she thanked her third son because she liked the chicken dinner best.

Three brothers and their drinking habit... Three brothers go to the local bar every night to drink a glass of beer each. One night only one brother comes and he asks for three glasses. As soon as he's given the beers he drinks them. The bartender, Who is familiar with with the tree brothers' habit, asks the man if something happened to them. No he replied They're just away right now, i'm just drinking for them. The following night the man returns but only takes two glasses. The bartender, concer…

The 3 brothers Three brothers named Ernie, Matt, and Steve are on a boat, when suddenly it wrecks. The brothers are the only survivors. They swim to a shore, only to be captured be natives. The natives dislike outsiders, and so they arrange to have them executed. A man with a bow aims at Ernie and asks, ""Do you have any last words?"" Well, Ernie thinks for a while, and then looks out into the distance and shouts, ""HURRICANE!!!"" All of the natives run into their huts, and Ernie gets away in a …

The Three Brothers and the Genie Three brothers are walking through the desert when they happen upon an old lamp buried in the sand. The eldest brother lifts the lamp from the ground and as he does the lamp starts to shake and out pops a Genie. "You have freed me from my prison" the Genie announces with a booming voice " - and for this I will grant you three wishes." In excitement, the brothers talk amongst themselves and decide each brother should get one wish, starting from the youngest to …