Three brothers and their drinking habit... Three brothers go to the local bar every night to drink a glass of beer each. One night only one brother comes and he asks for three glasses. As soon as he's given the beers he drinks them. The bartender, Who is familiar with with the tree brothers' habit, asks the man if something happened to them. No he replied They're just away right now, i'm just drinking for them. The following night the man returns but only takes two glasses. The bartender, concerned, asks him if something happened to one of his brothers. No he replied I quit drinking.