This Guy Jokes

Gherkin Flu This guy spends a wild week on holiday hitting brothels and the like and after a few days back home realises he over did it as his big end is green. He goes to see a doctor who makes a fatal STI diagnosis and says the best chance of long term survival is complicated and expensive amputation of his genitalia - balls and all. Naturally, he goes for several second opinions and all seem to indicate his days as a monk are fast approaching. On a tip-off from a friend, he goes to an Asian h…

Lion vs Dog A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution "this guy looks edible, never seen his kind before". So the lion starts rushing towards the dog with menace. The dog notices and starts to panic but as he's about to run he sees some bones next to him and gets an idea and says loudly "mmm...that was some good lion meat!". The lion abruptly stops and says " woah! This guy seems tougher then he looks, I better leave while I can". Over by …

Jungle Defense A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution, "This guy looks edible, never seen his kind before". So the lion starts rushing towards the dog with menace. The dog notices and starts to panic but as he's about to run he sees some bones next to him and gets an idea. He says loudly "Mmm...that was some good lion meat!". The lion abruptly stops and says "Whoa! This guy seems tougher then he looks. I better leave while I can". Over by the tre…

The Lost Dog A lost dog strays into a jungle. From a distance a lion sees this and says with caution, "This guy looks edible! Never seen his kind before." The lion starts rushing towards the dog with menace, to which the dog notices and starts to panic. As he's about to run he sees some bones next to him and gets an idea - He says loudly "Mmm...that was some good lion meat!" The lion abruptly stops and says, "Woah! This guy seems tougher than he looks, I better leave while I can". Over by t…

Good animal joke A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution "this guy looks edible, never seen his kind before". So the lion starts rushing towards the dog with menace. The dog notices and starts to panic but as he's about to run he sees some bones next to him and gets an idea and says loudly "mmm...that was some good lion meat!". The lion abruptly stops and says " woah! This guy seems tougher then he looks, I better leave while I can". Over by the t…