Campaigning in Amish country, a politician stopped outside a homestead, where he saw a young man milking a cow. He casually strolled over to the young man and prepared to make a lengthy pitch for his vote. But just as he was getting started, an old man called from inside: "Luke, get in the house! And who's that you're talking to?" "He says he's a politician, Pop." "In that case," added the old man, "you'd better bring the cow inside with you." The Tory Conference are not an attractive lot, are t…