Jeremy Hardy Jokes

Campaigning in Amish country, a politician stopped outside a homestead, where he saw a young man milking a cow. He casually strolled over to the young man and prepared to make a lengthy pitch for his vote. But just as he was getting started, an old man called from inside: "Luke, get in the house! And who's that you're talking to?" "He says he's a politician, Pop." "In that case," added the old man, "you'd better bring the cow inside with you." The Tory Conference are not an attractive lot, are t…

As everyone sat around the table for a big family dinner, the youngest son announced that he had just signed up at an army recruitment office. There were audible gasps from the gathering, followed by laughter as his older brothers expressed their disbelief that he could handle army life. "Oh, come on, quit joking," snickered one. "You haven't really signed up, have you?" "You'd never get through basic training," scoffed another. Finally his father spoke up. "It's going to take a lot of disciplin…