The Media Jokes

"Why Isn't The Media Covering This?" the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

These quad copters just can't seem to leave the news... The media and hobbyists just keep droning on and on about them

The secret to long life On the day of a man's 110th birthday, the local newspapers decide to pay the man a visit. ""Wow, 110! What's your secret?"" They asked. ""Well,"" he replies ""I always make sure to eat right. I get plenty of exercise each day, I hardly drink, and I've never smoked in my life."" Suddenly there is a loud crash heard in the next room. ""What was that!?"" The media asked. ""Oh that's my grandpa. He always gets rowdy when he's been drinking.""

Fred Phelps is dyslexic... The media is abuzz with the news that Fred Phelps, pastor of the Westboro Baptist Church, is apparently at death's door. Before he shuffles off this mortal coil, it would be nice to get a few things cleared up. First, it's recently come out that to be a member of the WBC, you have to be dyslexic. This makes a lot of sense - turns out that all along they've been trying to tell us that ""God hates gafs"". That's all - He just doesn't want us to make any mistakes. At the …

Why are there school shootings?,"Mr.Garrison: ""Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?"" The media: ""Violent video games?"" Mr.Garrison: ""Okay now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

Why are there school shootings? Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.