Westboro Baptist Church Jokes

Westboro Baptist Church Founder Fred Phelps Dies At 84.Who wants to protest a funeral?

As new head of Westboro Baptist Church, I'm expanding who God hates. To start: delivery guys, vegetarians, and people who do Sudoku.

The Westboro Baptist Church is planning on picketing Fred Phelps funeral. I'm not sure they even know what they're doing anymore, you guys.

I wanted to send over an invoice to the Westboro Baptist Church using an old-fashioned method of communication, but they told me... God hates fax.

What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a member of the Westboro Baptist Church? a retarded gorilla

A Scientologist and a Westboro Baptist Church member walk into a bar... No one goes to that bar anymore.

Fred Phelps is dyslexic... The media is abuzz with the news that Fred Phelps, pastor of the Westboro Baptist Church, is apparently at death's door. Before he shuffles off this mortal coil, it would be nice to get a few things cleared up. First, it's recently come out that to be a member of the WBC, you have to be dyslexic. This makes a lot of sense - turns out that all along they've been trying to tell us that ""God hates gafs"". That's all - He just doesn't want us to make any mistakes. At the …

""Figs! I said figs!"" shouted the Lord at the Westboro Baptist Church. the Almighty continued, ""Figs are what I hate! For they are too sweet, and dry too fast!"". He Then shook his head in disappointment, and said onto them ""This is the last time that I play telephone with you guys!"".

there has been a shooting at the Westboro Baptist church... police report 3 dozen cheerful bystanders, yet nobody claims to have seen who did it.

Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk? Because it's Homo.