The secret to long life On the day of a man's 110th birthday, the local newspapers decide to pay the man a visit. ""Wow, 110! What's your secret?"" They asked. ""Well,"" he replies ""I always make sure to eat right. I get plenty of exercise each day, I hardly drink, and I've never smoked in my life."" Suddenly there is a loud crash heard in the next room. ""What was that!?"" The media asked. ""Oh that's my grandpa. He always gets rowdy when he's been drinking.""