An elderly man walks into a bar He hears the other patrons discussing marriage. ""My wife and I will celebrate our 50th anniversary next week,"" he proudly tells them. ""That's wonderful,"" one of the others says, ""What's your secret for a long and happy marriaige?"" ""Well, you've got to do nice things for her,"" he explains. ""Such as what?"" the others ask. ""Well, for example for our 25th anniversary I took her to Ireland."" ""That is nice,"" they others agree. ""What are you doing for your…

Another version of that Ireland joke This is a repost, it's just that joke reminded me of this joke about a black boy. He accidentally knocked a bag of flour off the shelf and it went all over him. His mom came in the kitchen and he decided to make a joke of it. "Look Mom, I'm white!" he said. His mom slapped him across the cheek. "I can't believe you just said that boy, go tell your father what you just said." Surprised and a little hurt, he walked over to his Dad in the TV room and said "…

My grandfather came to America from Ireland to find a better life. My grandmother came not long after, tracked him down, and put a stop to that.

The bankers wager An elderly woman walked into the Royal Bank of Ireland one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because