Ted Nugent Jokes

Ted Nugent is driving down the interstate late at night when nature begins to call. He sees a sign for a rest stop. He says to himself, ""Oh man, I know what goes on at these places at night, but I gotta go!"" So he pulls in to the rest stop, looks in the bathroom and finds it empty. Relieved, he goes into the last stall and starts doing his business. A moment later, someone comes into the bathroom and takes the stall next to him. ""Hey, how's it going honey?"" says the man through the partition…

Ted Nugent predicted Ted Nugent would be dead or in jail by now... which is just one more thing Ted Nugent is wrong about. (Jokes for the week of 4/13-4/19 @fridayupdate on twitter.)

Ted Nugent Ted Nugent is driving down the interstate late at night when nature begins to call. He sees a sign for a rest stop. He says to himself, "Oh man, I know what goes on at these places at night, but I gotta go!" So he pulls in to the rest stop, looks in the bathroom and finds it empty. Relieved, he goes into the last stall and starts doing his business. A moment later, someone comes into the bathroom and takes the stall next to him. "Hey, how's it going honey?" says the man throug…

What's 80 feet long and has 22 teeth? The front row of a Ted Nugent concert.

Ted Nugent Ted Nugent is driving down the interstate late at night when nature begins to call. He sees a sign for a rest stop. He says to himself