Ted Nugent is driving down the interstate late at night when nature begins to call. He sees a sign for a rest stop. He says to himself, ""Oh man, I know what goes on at these places at night, but I gotta go!"" So he pulls in to the rest stop, looks in the bathroom and finds it empty. Relieved, he goes into the last stall and starts doing his business. A moment later, someone comes into the bathroom and takes the stall next to him. ""Hey, how's it going honey?"" says the man through the partition…

Ted Nugent Ted Nugent is driving down the interstate late at night when nature begins to call. He sees a sign for a rest stop. He says to himself, "Oh man, I know what goes on at these places at night, but I gotta go!" So he pulls in to the rest stop, looks in the bathroom and finds it empty. Relieved, he goes into the last stall and starts doing his business. A moment later, someone comes into the bathroom and takes the stall next to him. "Hey, how's it going honey?" says the man throug…

SOMEONE LEFT THEIR DOGS IN THE CAR WITH THE WINDOWS ROLLED UP -Ma'am, that's a pack of Ballpark All-Beef Franks. ITS 500 DEGREES IN THERE

"Is that a car alarm going off? Someone must be trying to steal it I better call the police!" - literally no one ever