Susie Jokes

As told to me by an 85 year old shriner clown. Little 8 year old Susie is in her back yard digging a hole. Her neighbor Mr. Johnson peeks over the fence and says ""gee Susie

Why did little Susie fall off the swing?,"Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did Susie fall of the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she was hit by a bus.

Where did Susie go when her town got bombed? Everywhere.