Little 8 year old Susie is in her back yard digging a hole.. ..Her neighbor Mr. Johnson peeks over the fence and says *""Gee Susie

*doctor moonwalks into office* "Your test results are back Mr Johnson. You tested positive for BEING FABULOUS!!" *Mr Johnson does the robot*

Susie Lee Done Fell In Love Susie Lee done fell in love; She planned to marry Joe. She was so happy 'bout it all She told her Pappy so. Pappy told her, ""Susie gal, You'll have to find another. I'd just as soon yo' Ma don't know, But Joe is yo' half brother."" So Susie put aside her Joe And planned to marry Will. But after telling Pappy this, He said, ""There's trouble still... You cain't marry Will, my gal, And please don't tell your Mother, But Will and Joe and several mo' I know is yo' half b…

It's the first day of 3rd grade... Their teacher wanted them to behave more grown up since they were no longer in second grade. As such, the teacher told them to use grownup words instead of baby words. She then asked them to tell her what they did during the summer. Susie went first and said she went to see her Nana. The teacher said, 'No, no, you went to see your grandmother. Use the grown-up word.' Next Samantha said she went for a trip on a choo-choo. Once again the teacher again said, 'No, …