A guy walks into his office with both his ears bandaged up A guy walks into work, and both of his ears are all bandaged up. The boss says, ""What happened to your ears?"" He says, ""Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and shhh! I accidentally answered the iron."" The boss says, ""Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?"" He says, ""Well, jeez, I had to call the doctor!""

One day a blond walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burned. The doctor askes her what had happened. She says, ""well... when I was ironing my work suit the phone rang and I mistakanly picked up the iron instead of the phone. ""Well that explains one ear, but what about the other."" ""The bastard called again""

A blond walks into a doctors office One day a blonde walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt. The doctor asks her what had happened. She says, ""well... when I was ironing my work suit the phone rang and I mistakenly picked up the iron instead of the phone. ""Well that explains one ear, but what about the other."" ""The bastard called again""

I called my Colectomy surgeon's office... To check on my appointment. A man with a Russian accent answered the phone saying, ""Thank you for colon.""