*doctor moonwalks into office* "Your test results are back Mr Johnson. You tested positive for BEING FABULOUS!!" *Mr Johnson does the robot*

One day a blond walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burned. The doctor askes her what had happened. She says, ""well... when I was ironing my work suit the phone rang and I mistakanly picked up the iron instead of the phone. ""Well that explains one ear, but what about the other."" ""The bastard called again""

A blond walks into a doctors office One day a blonde walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt. The doctor asks her what had happened. She says, ""well... when I was ironing my work suit the phone rang and I mistakenly picked up the iron instead of the phone. ""Well that explains one ear, but what about the other."" ""The bastard called again""

I called my Colectomy surgeon's office... To check on my appointment. A man with a Russian accent answered the phone saying, ""Thank you for colon.""