One day a blond walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burned. The doctor askes her what had happened. She says, ""well... when I was ironing my work suit the phone rang and I mistakanly picked up the iron instead of the phone. ""Well that explains one ear, but what about the other."" ""The bastard called again""

Burnt ears... One day a blond walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt. The doctor askes her what had happened. She says, "well... when I was ironing my work suit the phone rang and I mistakanly picked up the iron instead of the phone. "Well that explains one ear, but what about the other." "The bastard called again"

A blonde walks into a doctor's office and says, Doc, I'm horribly sick! The doctor looks at her and asks, flu? No, I drove here.

*doctor moonwalks into office* "Your test results are back Mr Johnson. You tested positive for BEING FABULOUS!!" *Mr Johnson does the robot*