Susie has no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Susie

The kids are coming in from recess. The kids are coming in from recess. The teacher asks Susie what she did at recess. "I played in the sandbox with John." "That's nice. If you can spell 'sand', I'll give you a cookie." "S-A-N-D." "Okay, here's your cookie. Next is John. "John, what did you do at recess? "I played in the sandbox with Susie." "That's nice. If you can spell 'box', I'll give you a cookie." "B-O-X." "Great! Here's your cookie." The next kid to come in is Jamaal. "Jamaal, …

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie.