Street An Jokes

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street... An they see a young boy. The priests says, ""you want to screw him?"" The rabbi says, ""out of what?""

An elderly couple are walking down the street... An elderly couple are walking down the street when suddenly two pigeons fly overhead and drop two massive dumps on both of them. ""I wish we had some toilet paper right about now,"" says the woman. ""What the hell for?"" The old man replies, ""they must be half a mile away by now!""

Two onions, male and female, knock into each other on the street... ...An affair begins. Onion romance has occurred. They tie the knot; several months later they have a baby onion. Father onion takes another shift to make ends meet. Mother onion is encumbered with house work one day, much distracted. Baby onion wanders out the open door unsupervised. It crosses the sidewalk and is hit by a car. At the hospital mother and father onion pace up and down the hospital corridor, crying. A team of surg…

An old jewish man was walking down the street... An old jewish man was walking down the street, looking through the shop windows, mumbling for himself that there isn't really anything he could see that he would ever consider spending his hard earned money on. Suddenly, the old man spots an breathtakingly attractive young woman walking in front of him. The lovely peach shaped ass makes the old man drop his jaw and he decides to catch up with her so he can get a glimpse of the front of her as well…