An old jewish man was walking down the street... An old jewish man was walking down the street, looking through the shop windows, mumbling for himself that there isn't really anything he could see that he would ever consider spending his hard earned money on. Suddenly, the old man spots an breathtakingly attractive young woman walking in front of him. The lovely peach shaped ass makes the old man drop his jaw and he decides to catch up with her so he can get a glimpse of the front of her as well. When he manages to stop her and he gets a glimpse of her front he stands speechless for seconds. Her beautiful face and the most amazing perky breasts you've ever seen forces the old man to come up with a plan. He tells the young lady that, ""*Sweetheart, if you allow me to bite your beautiful supple round breasts, I will give you $10!*"". The young lady just looks at the old man with a blank stare and with a very offended tone in her voice she manages to get out, ""*Are you crazy? Creepy old man, of course you can't. $10 is nothing and the last thing I want is for you to bite my breasts.*"" With an upset look on her face the storms off in the direction she was heading to leave the old man standing there back at square one. Although, he is not one to give in easy so he decides to run around the block and waits for her in the next crossing. As soon as she sees him she starts getting upset again but she still allows him to speak his mind. The old man starts like he did in the previous crossing, ""*Sweetheart, if you allow me to bite your amazing breasts, I will give you $500! That's a lot of money for a young lady like yourself, is it not?*"". The young lady, who still is very offended replies, ""*Of course it's a lot of money but it's faar from enough for me to let some old hairy man bite my breasts. It's still a no go, so please leave me alone*"". The old man respects her decline and steps to the side so that she can keep on walking down the road. But when he stands there watching her walk away he realizes that he can't let her go just yet so he decides to run around the next block, for the last time. When they meet up in the next crossing the woman starts getting pissed off and tells the old man to leave her alone, she even threatens to call the police. That's when the old man quickly blurts out, ""*I'm sorry sweetheart, what if I can bite your breasts for $10,000?! At least I know that that's a lot of money.*"" The young woman is kind of speechless as it sure is a lot of money and calms down a bit, ""*Well, you are right, I really could use that money. Oh what the heck, I'll let you do it. Just not out here in the road, let's go into the alley*"". The old man follows the young lady into the back alley and she wips out her twins. They are just as the old man imagined. With a perfectly round shape and size, very perky and very supple, these were, hands down, the most amazing breasts the old man had seen in all of his life. He started caressing them, sucking on them, motor-boating them, squeezing them, essentially worshiping the wonderful creation in front of him. After a few minutes of the old man's playing around the young lady started getting a confused look on her face and asks, ""*Are you not going to bite them?*"", and the old man replies, ""*Oh, no.* *That would be waaaaaaay too expensive.*"" Edit: Added quotation marks for clarification.