Stockholm Jokes

Company loyalty can often be explained by Stockholm syndrome.

*Belle falls in love with Beast* Everyone: STOCKHOLM SYNDROME!! Called it! *Belle speaks to furniture* Everyone: this is fine

Beauty and the Beast (1991): A woman develops Stockholm Syndrome, emotionally bonding with her captor at castle furnished with singing decor

[Being kidnapped] Me: i can feel it.. Stockholm syndrome kidnapper: its been 10 minutes me: should we invite your brother to the wedding?

Just finished reading a book on Stockholm Syndrome. I really didn't like the first couple of chapters, but by the end I loved it.

The Tea Party is the biggest case of Stockholm Syndrome ever. Poor people rallying to the cause of those keeping them in poverty.

I've just read a book about stockholm syndrome. The first couple of chapters were awful, but by the end I loved it.

I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it

Action Dan here, so I read a book on Stockholm syndrome. I didn't like it at first but I have to finish a book I start, by the end I was really into it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had long since succumbed to Stockholm syndrome and was actively engaging with their captors.

Here are some few movie jokes: The Shining: A family's first Airbnb experience goes very wrong. The Lord of the Rings: Group spends nine hours returning jewelry. Titanic: Everyone tries the ice-bucket challenge. Beauty and the Beast: Stockholm syndrome works. The Chronicles of Narnia: Kid comes out of the closet.

I used to hate the Stockholm syndrome After a while however, I realized that it wasn't too bad after all.

I used to have a bird called ""Stockholm syndrome"" who lived on my shoulder. I used to hate the bastard, but in the end, he grew on me.

What do you call a display of Australian patriotism? Stockholm Syndrome.

Your dog has stockholm syndrome.

I need a volunteer to test Stockholm syndrome. Any takers? Edit: This is a dumb joke...

So Messi, Ronaldo, and Ibrahimovic arrive at the pearly white gates... There to meet them is St. Peter, who informs them that they may pass through but their judgement is to be carried out in front of Jesus. At last they reach Jesus, who says the following... ""Messi my child, you were always good to the poor and those less fortunate. Here, I have a seat on my right hand side for you"" and gestures for Messi to come take a seat. ""Ronaldo my son, though you were at times arrogant your heart is g…

I just read a book on Stockholm Syndrome... At first it was pretty bad, but by the end I kinda liked it.

How 'Words' are created.. The early bird catches the worm. Holds it hostage. Stockholm Syndrome sets in. The worm and bird have babies.

After his legs had been broken in an accident, Mr. Miller sued for damages, claiming that he was crippled and would have to spend the rest of his life in a wheelchair. Although the insurance company doctor testified that his bones had healed properly and that he was fully capable of walking, the judge decided for the plaintiff and awarded him $500,000. When he was wheeled into the insurance company office to collect his check, Miller was confronted by several executives. ""You're not getting awa…

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I kinda liked it.

I just read a book on Stockholm Syndrome. The first couple of chapters were terrible, but by the end I loved it!

I read a book about stockholm syndrome... I hated it at first, but it was great after a while.

Two Swedes and two Norwegians are traveling... Two Swedes and two Norwegians are traveling by train from Stockholm to Oslo. The Swedes only buys one ticket, but the Norwegians buys two. On the train, the Swedes locks themselves in the toilet. When the conductor goes by, he knocks on the door, asking for the ticket. They slip the ticket under the door, the conductor cuts it and moves on. The Norwegians sees this, and on the way back, the Norwegians buys one ticket, but the Swedes buys none. On …