Action Dan here, so a magician is working a cruise boat, the first day the captain and his parrot come down to watch the show, they sit in the front row. After three shows the parrot starts heckling, ""it's under his hat!"" ""His assistant has it!"" ""It's up his sleeve!"" So on day five on the seven day cruise the ship hits a iceberg, the magican wakes up holding onto a piece of driftwood with the parrot sitting on the other end. For two days they stared at each other, not saying a word. Finall…