11 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL IS BETTER THAN WATER 1. ALCOHOL IS MORE EXPENSIVE PER VOLUME THAN WATER 2. DRINKING ALCOHOL MAKES YOU HAPPY, STRESS FREE AND DO STRANGE THINGS. DRINKING WATER DOES NOT. 3. IF YOU JUMP IN A SWIMMING POOL FILLED WITH ALCOHOL IT WILL KILL YOU QUICKER THAN JUMPING IN A SWIMMING POOL FULL OF WATER (IF YOU'RE COMMITING SUICIDE). 4. ALCOHOL BURNS AND CAN CREATE A FIRE, WATER DOES NOT. 5. ALCOHOL CAN MAKE YOUR OLD VOLKSWAGEN WORK, WATER WILL NOT. 6. ALCOHOL WILL REMOVE STAINS THAT…