St Thomas Jokes

Three men: an editor a photographer and a journalist are covering a political convention in Miami. They decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour. Halfway up the beach they stumbled upon a lamp. As they rub the lamp a genie appears and says ""Normally I would grant you three wishes but since there are three of you I will grant you each one wish."" The photographer went first. ""I would like to spend the rest of my life living in a huge house in St. Thomas with no money worri…

Three men: an editor a photographer and a journalist are covering a political convention in Miami. They decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour. Halfway up the beach they stumbled upon a lamp. As they rub the lamp a genie appears and says ""Normally I would grant you three wishes but since there are three of you I will grant you each one wish."" The photographer went first. ""I would like to spend the rest of my life living in a huge house in St. Thomas with no money worrie…

The story of Quasimodo This was my grandfather's favorite joke. Its a long one but clean and funny. Quasimodo was looking through the classified one day when he spotted a job opening for bell ringer at St Thomas Cathedral. He immediately ran to see the bishop and said, "bishop, bishop, I want to be the bell ringer." The bishop replied, "How could you possibly be the bell ringer? You're 3 feet tall, you have a huge hunch in your back and you dont even have any hands!" Quasimodo insi…

What's the name of St Thomas More's daughter? Demi Moore