St Andrews Jokes

For the golfers... Four guys have been going to the same golfing trip to St Andrews for many years.. Two days before the group is to leave, Jack's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Jack's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do. Two days later, the three get to St Andrews only to find Jack sitting at the bar with four drinks set up! ""Wow, Jack, how long you been here, and how did you talk your misses into letting you go?"" ""Well, I've been here since las…

A golfer is playing at St. Andrews on a beautiful hot day....... .....when he stops by one of the streams to get a drink. As he puts his hand in to scoop out some water he hears a shout from the greens keeper: "Eh, don drink tha, it's full a cow shite an pish!" "I'm sorry sir, but could you repeat yourself, I'm from England you see," says the golfer. "I said use two hands so you don't spill anyway!"

Jack wants to go Golfing Four guys have been going to the same Golfing trip to St Andrews for many years.. Two days before the group is to leave, Jack's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Jack's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do. Two days later, the three get to St Andrews only to find Jack sitting at the bar with four drinks set up! "Wow, Jack, how long you been here, and how did you talk yo…

50 shades of golf Four guys have been going to the same golfing trip to St Andrews for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Jack's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going and that she's got something else planned. Naturally, Jack's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do. Two days later, the three get to St Andrews only to find Jack sitting at the bar with four drinks set up! "Wow, Jack, how long you been here, and how did you talk your missus in…

Four guys have been going to the same golfing trip to St Andrews for many years... Two days before the group is to leave, Jack's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Jack's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do. Two days later, the three get to St Andrews only to find Jack sitting at the bar with four drinks set up! "Wow, Jack, how long you been here, and how did you talk your misses into letting you go?" "Well, I've been here since last night.. Y…

Old Scottish joke I remembered that just became relevant again... The head greenkeeper of St Andrews golf course was out inspecting the greens one morning when he spotted a golfer bending over the stream on the 18th, scooping up water with his hand and drinking it. 'Haw', he shouted, 'Ye shouldnae drink that watter, it's got coo's pish in it!' The golfer looked up and replied, 'I'm sorry old chap, I'm English and I'm afraid I couldn't understand a word you were saying' The greenkeeper shoute…

Old Scottish joke I remembered that just became relevant again... The head greenkeeper of St Andrews golf course was out inspecting the greens one morning when he spotted a golfer bending over the stream on the 18th

50 shades of golf Four guys have been going to the same golfing trip to St Andrews for many years. Two days before the group is to leave