A golfer is playing at St. Andrews on a beautiful hot day....... .....when he stops by one of the streams to get a drink. As he puts his hand in to scoop out some water he hears a shout from the greens keeper: "Eh, don drink tha, it's full a cow shite an pish!" "I'm sorry sir, but could you repeat yourself, I'm from England you see," says the golfer. "I said use two hands so you don't spill anyway!"