Sir My Jokes

God will provide My daughter brought her fiancee home to meet her mother and me. I asked the young man, ""How do you intend to support my daughter?"" He replied, ""Well, sir, I didn't go to college and have had trouble finding a job but I know that God will provide."" I then asked, ""Do you have any savings that you can live on until you get on your feet?"" He answered, ""Unfortunately, no sir. I haven't a penny to my name, but I'm sure that God will provide."" Finally, I asked, ""Can you ask yo…

A farmer is sitting in his living room. Across from him are three potential suitors for his daughter. Having a hard time deciding which of the three will get the honor, he decides to let them compete. ""Boys, I just can't decide so we're gonna have a little contest: Whomever can recite the best poem about their intentions with my daughter can have her hand in marriage."" The first guy clears his throat and recites his. ""Hello there, sir My name is Ted And your daughter I intend to wed I work re…

God will provide My daughter brought her fiancée home to meet her mother and me. I asked the young man, "How do you intend to support my daughter?" He replied, "Well, sir, I didn't go to college and have had trouble finding a job but I know that God will provide." I then asked, "Do you have any savings that you can live on until you get on your feet?" He answered, "Unfortunately, no sir. I haven't a penny to my name, but I'm sure that God will provide." Finally, I asked, "Can you ask your f…

A boy goes into a school for application... A boy goes into a school for application. Principal asks: What is your name? Boy: N-n-n-neil Ph-ph-ph-phillips. Principal: Are you a stutterer? Boy: No, sir. My dad was one and the registrar was a son of a bitch!