A farmer is sitting in his living room. Across from him are three potential suitors for his daughter. Having a hard time deciding which of the three will get the honor, he decides to let them compete. ""Boys, I just can't decide so we're gonna have a little contest: Whomever can recite the best poem about their intentions with my daughter can have her hand in marriage."" The first guy clears his throat and recites his. ""Hello there, sir My name is Ted And your daughter I intend to wed I work re…