Artie wants to join the Mafia So Artie goes to the Mafia and asks if he can join. Big Joe, Head Mafia, replies with,""You must kill a man with a sniper with no hesitations."" Artie takes a big gulp and says, ""I'm on it sir."" He comes back to Big Joe and has proof that he completed his mission. ""Good job Artie! Now you must kill a woman any way you want without any hesitations."" Artie takes a big gulp and says,""I'm on it sir."" Artie comes back with proof that he killed a woman. ""Good job A…