Singh Jokes

What do most Indian people have in common? They all like to Singh.

They should make a Bollywood movie about a poor Punjabi guy that wins a singing contest against all odds. It'd be called Singh: A Song

Relaxing . . Sardar was lying on beach, Amrican: R u Relaxing? Sardar: No i m GopalSingh.. Anothr Amrcn: R u relaxing? Sardar: No I m gopal Singh.. Anothr Amrcn: R u relaxing? Sardar: No (Shouting) I m gopal Singh Sardar left tht place in anger. Then Sardar asks one American lying nearby R u relaxing? American: Yes. Sardar slaps him & says, Useless fellow, everyone is searching for you and you are lying here .

What do you call an Asian-Indian man, who is standing on one leg? Balan Singh

What do you call an Indian man standing on one leg? Balan Singh.

What is the name of India's latest karaoke star? Gerupta Singh You Might Be a Drummer If . . . You tell people at restaurants who sing and clap "Happy Birthday" that they are out of tempo. You've ever dropped a stick while playing and not noticed. Your style of dancing involves slapping your thighs and pounding your feet. You've ever tried to play any other instrument with drumsticks. You can recognize the world's top guitarists solely by their backsides. Your drum kit cost more than your car. Y…