What is the name of India's latest karaoke star? Gerupta Singh You Might Be a Drummer If . . . You tell people at restaurants who sing and clap "Happy Birthday" that they are out of tempo. You've ever dropped a stick while playing and not noticed. Your style of dancing involves slapping your thighs and pounding your feet. You've ever tried to play any other instrument with drumsticks. You can recognize the world's top guitarists solely by their backsides. Your drum kit cost more than your car. You insist on spending an hour tuning your snare, even though no one can hear the difference. Your girlfriend tells you to stop hitting her in your sleep. Your house constantly vibrates. You've ever taken longer than thirty seconds to realize that the rest of the band have stopped playing.