Yet again my date made me get out of his car before we'd even had dinner. Uber is the worst dating app ever.#Uber#Dating#Technology#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
So UBER is not a dating app? *sigh* I kinda thought all those 'Goodbye' kisses seemed more awkward than usual.#Uber#Dating#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My father complained ""I've been using a dating app, but I'm only meeting Middle Eastern men."" Dad, you're using Uber.#Uber#Dating#Work#Technology+2 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*goes to get phone out of car *sees car has been stolen *finds phone in back pocket OH THANK GOD#Technology#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Girlfriend gone and no Internet. Just jerked off to Halo menu screen music.#Dating#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp