Yet again my date made me get out of his car before we'd even had dinner. Uber is the worst dating app ever.

I never understood how a mother could lift a car with a child trapped under, until my phone got stuck under my bed.

When people's driving tweets end mid sentence, did the paramedics find their phone and hit send?

Her; My phones dead let me use yours Me; (throws phone out car window) oh I must of left it at home