Her; My phones dead let me use yours Me; (throws phone out car window) oh I must of left it at home#Technology#Driving#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Yet again my date made me get out of his car before we'd even had dinner. Uber is the worst dating app ever.#Uber#Dating#Technology#Driving+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*goes to get phone out of car *sees car has been stolen *finds phone in back pocket OH THANK GOD#Technology#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Guarantees in life: 1) death 2) taxes 3) me pulling the handle of your car door at the same moment you try to unlock it#Money#Driving#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"..,you will die in seven days" *creepy voice on the phone* Me; "new phone, who dis?"#Technology#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp