Silicon Valley Jokes

Pamela Anderson Joke What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Silicon Valley.

I stayed at a hotel in Silicon Valley last night... The amenities were great. They even gave me a complementary metal-oxide-semiconductor.

Boob Job What do you call the space between a woman's enhanced breasts? Ans: Silicon Valley.

What do you call the space between Kim Kardashian's breasts and butt cheeks? Silicon Valley. [Source](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3h6bld/kim_kardashians_butt/)

Baywatch Q: What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts? A: Silicon Valley.

Jesse Jackson helps former reddit employee get her job back. Jesse Jackson has made a career of helping people who have unjustly been fired or otherwise denied a job get a job. When a popular reddit employee lost her job shortly after his AMA, he marched over to reddit headquarters and insisted she be rehired. ""At first I did not recognize him without his race card"" said Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, ""but I heard him out and let Victoria get her job back."" ""I have nobody but myself to blame,"" said…

Pamela Anderson What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Answer: Silicon Valley. Just heard this one today and wanted to share. Don't know if this is gonna be a repost.

A truck driver, hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers, stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big sign on the door that says, ""COMPUTER NERDS NOT ALLOWED - ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!"" He enters and sits down. The bartender comes over to him, sniffs, and says that he smells kind of nerdy. He then asks him what he does for a living. The truck driver explains to him that he drives a truck, and the smell is just from the computers he is hauling. The bartender serves him a beer an…

This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the door saying: ""Nerds Not Allowed -- Enter At Your Own Risk!"" He goes in and sits down. The bartender comes over to him. ""You smell kind of nerdy. What do you do for a living?"" ""I drive a truck and the smell is just from the computers I'm hauling."" ""Okay truck drivers are not nerds"" he says and serves him a beer. As he is sipping his beer a skinny guy walks in…

GEEKS NOT ALLOWED-ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the door saying "GEEKS NOT ALLOWED-ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!" He goes in and sits down. The bartender comes over to him, sniffs, says he smells kind of geeky, asks him what he does for a living. The truck driver says he drives a truck, and the smell is just from the computers he is hauling. The bartender says OK, truck dr…

Nerd Season A truck driver hauling a tractor trailer filled with computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big sign on the door reading, “Nerds Not Allowed — Enter at Your Own Risk.” He enters the bar and sits down. The bartender comes over to him, sniffs him, says he smells kind of nerdy, and asks him what he does for a living. The truck driver says he drives a truck, and the smell is just from the computers he is hauling. The bartender says okay, truck drivers are n…

Kim Kardashian's butt Q: What do you call the space between Kim Kardashian's breasts and butt cheeks?  A: Silicon Valley.

Nerds A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the door saying "Nerds Not Allowed - Enter At Your Own Risk!" He goes in and sits down. The bartender comes over to him, sniffs, says, "You smell kind of nerdy. What do you do for a living?" The truck driver says, "I drive a truck, and the smell is just from the computers I am hauling." The bartender says, "Okay, truck drivers are not nerds." and serves him a b…

Q: What do you call the cleavage between breast implants? A: Silicon Valley

What do you call the area between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Silicon Valley

What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Silicon Valley.

A truck driver, hauling a trailer-load of computers, stopped off at a roadside bar for a beer. As he entered, he noticed a large sign on the door that read: "COMPUTER NERDS NOT WELCOME! ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!" No sooner had the truck driver sat down at the bar than the bartender began sniffing him and asking him what he did for a living. He explained that he was a truck driver, and that the smell was from the computers he was hauling that day. Serving him a beer, the bartender said: "That's oka…