Damn Shakira is doing Activia commercials too now. With all that belly dancing, you'd think she'd be able to shit. Who knew.#Shakira0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Did you hear that Shakira and Madonna had a big fight? They're no longer on a first-name basis.#Shakira#Madonna#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist? Tsamina mina eh eh... ""Weka Weka"" eh eh...#Shakira#Mina#Science#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night? Because her hips won't lie.#Shakira#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A judge asked Shakira if she commited tax fraud. Shakira: "Of course not your Honor." Shakiras Hips:"Of course we did your Honor."#Shakira#Money#Lawyer0🔗 ShareWhatsApp