Mina Jokes

A young man wanted to know the secret of life. So he asked a pair of wise, immortal, dolphin-like creatures. The dolphins told him they'd share their wisdom, but only if the young man completed their quest. ""First,"" said the male dolphin, ""you must venture out into the forest and locate the Golden Mina Bird. Place it in this magical bag"" -- and the dolphins handed him a golden, silk bag made of the finest materials -- ""and make your way to the edge of the forest."" ""There, you will come to…

What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist? Tsamina mina eh eh... ""Weka Weka"" eh eh...

A man opens up a zoo... One day a man decides to quit his job and open up a zoo. He first needs to get animals for the zoo, so he buys 100 Mina birds. He then decides he needs some aquatic attractions, so he buys some porpoises from a shady man. The man tells him that if he does not feed the porpoises by 12 midnight, they will start to kill and eat each other. For one final attraction the state donates him some rescued lions. That night at 11:50 pm the man remembers while walking by the porpoise…