Seychelles Jokes

Two men walk into a bar And have an African themed pun-off. ""I'm going Togo first!"" ""You? But I Libya!"" ""All of a Sudan, your puns have started to come good."" ""I'm gonna put all my focus on my next job, in order to earn a few Guineas!"" ""Hey, don't Pretoria eggs in one basket!"" ""Got a great tongue twister or you.She sells Seychelles by the sea shore!"" ""Heard her name was *Victoria!*"" ""Can never get a good signal on my radio... oh, the Tunisia!"" ""The Tunis... here?"" Then the bart…

Having gone to the hospital for a routine check-up, a man was devastated to learn that he had the rare deadly disease B55. The doctor told him that he had just one week to live. Determined to make the most of his last week rather than mope around feeling sorry for himself, he decided to take his wife out to bingo. He even entered the prize draw game. First, he got one line and won $10,000; then he got two lines and won a car; and finally he got a full house and won a holiday for two in the Seych…