Having gone to the hospital for a routine check-up, a man was devastated to learn that he had the rare deadly disease B55. The doctor told him that he had just one week to live. Determined to make the most of his last week rather than mope around feeling sorry for himself, he decided to take his wife out to bingo. He even entered the prize draw game. First, he got one line and won $10,000; then he got two lines and won a car; and finally he got a full house and won a holiday for two in the Seychelles. At the end of the round, the bingo caller went over to him and said: "You must be the luckiest man in the world! You have just won $10,000, a car and a fantastic luxury holiday in just one game!" "I'm not that lucky," replied the man. "I've got B55." The bingo caller's face turned to shock and he said: "You lucky bastard! You've won the raffle as well!" It should not be an act of social disobedience to light a cigarette. Unless you're actually a doctor working at an incubator. Dylan Moran