Putin and Obama meet in Moscow
They're debating the merits of their respective societies. They argue about moral values and which country is doing better.
Obama: I've heard that all Russian are alcoholics.
Putin: That's a Russophobic myth. I bet there's not a single drunk out in Moscow tonight.
Obama: I don't believe you. I bet if we take your limo out for a spin I'll see some drunks staggering around.
Putin: Okay, let me prove you wrong. We'll drive around and if you see a single drunk y…