Second Golfer Jokes

Two guys are out golfing, an out on the back 9 they see sheep with it's head stuck in the fence. One of the two says ""Look, I haven't had a woman in quite a while and that sheep is looking pretty good right now. Just don't say anything about this"" So he heads over to the sheep, pulls down his pants, and has his way with the poor animal. When he comes back to the golf cart he says to his friend ""Hey, that felt pretty good. You want a turn?"" The second golfer replies ""Hell yes!"" and walks ov…

It was a pleasant Sunday morning and four married men are playing a round of golf. At the 9th hole, the first golfer says, “You don't know what it took for me to get here this morning. I promised the wife that I would re- paint the whole house next week.” The second golfer says, “I'm in a worse position than you are. I've promised to put down new decking around the swimming pool.” The third guy says, “That's nothing. I've had to design and pay for a state of the art new kitchen for my wife.” The…