It was a pleasant Sunday morning and four married men are playing a round of golf. At the 9th hole, the first golfer says, “You don't know what it took for me to get here this morning. I promised the wife that I would re- paint the whole house next week.” The second golfer says, “I'm in a worse position than you are. I've promised to put down new decking around the swimming pool.” The third guy says, “That's nothing. I've had to design and pay for a state of the art new kitchen for my wife.” The…