Two golfers are playing a round... One of them slices one hard and after a bit of a search he comes back complaining of how much he hates losing golf balls. The other guy says; ""I actually have a ball that's impossible to lose... I'll give it to you"" ""Impossible?"" the first guys says, ""That's hard to believe. What if it lands in water?"" ""No problem... it floats"" ""What if it's dark?"" ""It glows in the dark."" ""What if it lands in tall grass?"" ""It will emit a whistle so you know where it is."" ""What if lands like really far into the Bush?"" ""You pair it with your phone and track it that way."" ""That's amazing,"" says the first golfer, ""where did you get it?"" ""I found it!""