Second Daughters Jokes

3 Girls, 1 Mother There were three daughters and they all wanted to get married but they couldn't afford it and neither could there parents. So the parents said ""We will give you all a joint wedding and then you will all be able to get married"". So they got married and all three daughters then said ""I want a honeymoon but we cant afford it"". The parents couldn't afford it either so they decided they would have the honeymoon at their parents house. So on there honeymoon night their mother wok…

There were three daughters and they all wanted to get married but they couldn't afford it and neither could there parents. So the parents said ""We will give you all a joint wedding and then you will all be able to get married"". So they got married and all three daughters then said ""I want a honeymoon but we cant afford it"". The parents couldn't afford it either so they deiced they would have the honeymoon at their parents house. So on there honeymoon night their mother woke up and deiced to …

A Farmer had three daughters who had come of the age of dating. One evening the dates arrive one by one. The first daughters date knocks on the door and says "" Hi, I am Eddy. I have come to take Betty for a spaghetti. Is she ready?"" The farmer replies ""Not yet. Come in and have a seat"". So he waits for her to get ready. The second daughters date knocks on the door and says ""Hi I am Joe, I have come to take Marilyn for a row is she ready?"" The farmer replies ""Not yet. Come in and have a se…

A farmer had three daughters... and each was going on a date one Friday night. The first daughters date showed up "Hi I'm Freddy here to pick up Betty to eat spaghetti, is she ready?" Betty left with Freddy. The second daughters date showed up "Hey I'm Joe here to pick up Flo to go to the show, is she ready to go?" Flo left with Joe. The third daughters date showed up "Hello I'm Chuck-" The farmer shot chuck.