First Daughters Jokes

A Farmer had three daughters who had come of the age of dating. One evening the dates arrive one by one. The first daughters date knocks on the door and says "" Hi, I am Eddy. I have come to take Betty for a spaghetti. Is she ready?"" The farmer replies ""Not yet. Come in and have a seat"". So he waits for her to get ready. The second daughters date knocks on the door and says ""Hi I am Joe, I have come to take Marilyn for a row is she ready?"" The farmer replies ""Not yet. Come in and have a se…

Always wear brown shoes when Congress is in session. If the First Daughters are wearing short skirts, it really doesn't matter what *you* wear. Never wear an outfit the same shade as the day's Homeland Security alert level. Fuschia doesn't work when your husband is draping himself in the flag. Avoid wearing colors your husband can't pronounce.

A farmer had three daughters... and each was going on a date one Friday night. The first daughters date showed up "Hi I'm Freddy here to pick up Betty to eat spaghetti, is she ready?" Betty left with Freddy. The second daughters date showed up "Hey I'm Joe here to pick up Flo to go to the show, is she ready to go?" Flo left with Joe. The third daughters date showed up "Hello I'm Chuck-" The farmer shot chuck.