Sean Connery Jokes

How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet? With a shat nav.

What does Sean Connery surf on the Internet? Reddish.

At what time does Sean Connery like to watch the Williams sisters play? Tennish.

What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share? Shelfish

Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children? He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Around Ten-ish.

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head? "I have only my shelf to blame"

What does Sean Connery call a greedy oyster? Shellfish.

What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? Tennish

What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten? The cat shat on the mat.

When does Sean Connery like to show up at Wimbeldon? Tennish.

How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery? Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

What beer does Sean Connery drink? Grols

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon at? Tennish.

What does Sean Connery wear to avoid the paparazzi? His shunglasshesh

What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year? About tennish.

Where does Sean Connery shit? On the couch!

Why people don't offer chair to Sean Connery when he comes? Because he shits on it.

What does Sean Connery do with his quiche? He opensh hish doorsh with them.

Why can't Sean Connery read November? Because he hasn't Read October.

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea? He took a ship.

Where does Sean Connery sit? In the toilet.

What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Tennish

What do you give Sean Connery when hes eating nachos in a bathtub? Shower Cream

What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space? "You're two shellfish."