Reddit, trade Sean Connery jokes with me (warning: contains shockingly bad puns) The joke I heard here that started it all: What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon? *Tennish* Now, thanks to that discovery, I'm stuck in a tour van with four dudes and we are all hopelessly addicted. Here are what I consider to be our top ten: 1. Did you hear about Sean Connery's fish fry? *'Twas a bash* 2. What kind of trousers does Sean Connery sell at his pants store? *All shorts* 3. Did you hear Sean C…

Did you hear about the LEGO truck that crashed on the highway? Authorities are still trying to piece everything together...

What's going on? A policeman passes a parking lot around midnight and notices a couple in a parked car. He stops to investigate and sees a man in the driver's seat and a young lady in the backseat, quietly reading a magazine. The officer knocks on the window and asks whats going on. "Listening to music," the guy says. Pointing toward the lady in the backseat, the officer asks, "And what's she doing?" "Reading a magazine, of course." "How old are you?" asks the officer. "I'm 28." "And how …

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