Sean Connery: A Man Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle? When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed? He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

Sean Connery is standing at your door, wearing white shorts and a white shirt and holding a racket. What time is it? Tennish.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him? I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit