Sean Connery: A Man Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle? When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed? He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him? I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Does Sean Connery like herbs? Yes, but only partially.