School Board Jokes

FOUNDER OF HOGWARTS: okay, so we all know there are four types of kid. brave, smart, evil and miscellaneous. SCHOOL BOARD: yes, continue.

Timmy is a big boy. Little Timmy had been riding the short bus to special ed for years, but had accomplished so much that his mother pleaded with the school board so that he could ride the regular bus and feel more like a ""normal"" kid. The first day of school for the year Timmy's mom sent him out to the bus stop on his own like a big boy. Timmy stood next to the road as the bus approached and waved his gimp arms and yelled ""hiya m m mister buuuhsderiver"" and the bus sped up and drove by with…

So there is this guy named Juan... So there is this guy named Juan and Juan is a great guy. He doesn't drink he doesn't smoke, he doesn't beat his wife and kids. He doesn't kick his armadillo a cross the back yard. One day, person number one comes up to him and says ""Juan, you're a great guy. You don't drink. You don't smoke. You don't beat you're wife and kids. You don't kick your armadillo a cross the backyard. You should run for Dog Catcher And Juan in typical Juan fashion goes ""hmm, I neve…

The mother was having a hard time getting her son to go to school in the morning. “Nobody likes me in school”, he complained, “The teachers don’t like me, the correspondent wants to transfer me, the bus drivers hate me, the School Board wants me to drop out. I don’t want to go to school.” “But you have to go to school”, countered his mother, “You are healthy, you have a lot to learn, you have something to offer others, you are a leader. And especially because you are the Principal!”